Uhhhhhhhhhh....Richard!

I meant to post this a couple of days ago...I think that it is SOOOO funny when some guy calls in and is really mean and rude and then when I get their name, it is "Richard". This makes me smile every time. Hell, I laugh before I get to the name because I am wondering if their name really is "Richard". BTW, I have always wondered why you would be called "Dick" when your name is "Richard". I understand "Rich" (well, maybe not...), "Rick", "Ricky", but not "Dick". Most importantly, why would you choose to go by the name "Dick" when your name is "Richard" (I hate quoties) anyway?