ATTENTION!

I have successfully quit smoking and now I am fat, fat, fat. I swear, I have one great big oral fixation don't I? Don't answer that.
Anyway, I am sick of being called names. I have been called many names.
(The Crisco™ Kid, Fatty, Big'un and my personal favorite: Fatboy.) I answer to them all. I am going to make the biggest change of my life and I am posting it all on the web for you to see and laugh at. I hope you enjoy your asses off. No really! Check out my weight loss blog now. Thanks for reading!
Oh, yeah! My thumb is fine! Thanks for asking! (that was meant to make you feel bad for not really asking or caring). {*_*}