Sunday, August 2, 2009

Stubby Grub Grubs

I have toes. Mine. My toes are so easily stubbed. Stub. I hate the need to clip the nails on the tips of my stubs. Grubs. That is about how cute my toes are. I dont care to have cute toes, but I would rather they be cute than stubby grub grubs on crusty crustaceous morgue feet. yeah I said crusty. Being overweight is hard on feet and heels, so the skin gets a lot of abuse and thickens. Yay! That's attractive. Jennifer will NEVER read this with any luck. Thank you for reading.

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