Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Being a fatty

It sucks to be a fatty. A food addiction is NOTHING like smoking, or drinking. You can go your whole life without smoking or drinking beer. You HAVE to eat. You have no choice. You can not avoid eating. This means that you are constantly forced to face your addiction...3 times a day. People are more understanding of a drug addict. We even tolerate an alcoholic over a fat person. Fat people cannot hide their vice, yet the serious eaters do a lot of their eating in hiding. It is because people think of the word fat and immediately think big, stupid, slow, gross, lazy, smelly, hairy, ugly, etc. The word fat has so much more tied to it than, say, crack whore, or pothead. Is being thin all that matters in life? I have seen some fuggly thin people that are famous and rich. A lot of the "Sexy" people in hollywood have dog-like faces and personalities like that of a distressed colon, yet they are considered sex symbols. It just sucks to be a fatty, so starve yourself! Be extremely vain! Get mad when you see the small snickers costing $.99 and the king size costing $1.24. We are forced to be fat. This makes us weak and out of breath, over-eating their expensive junk food and paying more for clothes and yearning to be skinny and beautiful.

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