Just plaine sTOOpid

Imagine this couple: Richard and Nadine. (Dick and Nad's wedding). If my name were Nadine, I would not go by "Nad" and if my name were "Richard" I would not go by "Dick", because these names are the same names used for a dick and nads. That said, a dick can also be a cock or a prick or a gristle or a schlong, or a member (Gross!) so maybe we should not call a penis a dick. Who knows. Maybe that is where the origin of the word "dick" used for penis came from. Maybe some Richard guy was a big a-hole and so was called "Dick" by his peers to taunt him. Who knows. Who cares? I care. Its late. Need sleep. Thank you for being here in this space with me my brothers and sisters. Forgive me for my foul language and stoopid joke. I just thought of it while watching some infomercial. those things are hypnotizing. I suggest reading a book instead. There that is the moral of this whole post...read more books instead of watching infomercials. They inspire stoopid jokes and such! Goodnight!~