Whoa, What year is it?

Like forever = The length of time since my last post on this blog. I have tossed and turned like a big fat hog on a spit over a fire because of this. I Have actually lost some pounds since then. My wife has too. God I have wanted a cig~ sorry! I will save that for my other blog. I still have actually (Since then) busted out of my pants at work 2 times. WTF!!! I am getting fatter!? They do not make pants big enough for me in "Normal" stores anymore. I got 2 new pairs of pants on my birthday that I cant even wear and they were the largest that I could get in the stylish cargo pants in olive green. I guess its off to the "Big and Tall" store for a pair of elastic waited stretch pants. Is my ass THAT big? Whatever. I should not care. I am working on it. I have been my whole life. I got control of it about 10 years ago, but then I met my wife (I'll blame her!) and lost control. It's just that she makes the best pastries you have ever eaten. Oh well. If you are out there reading this, wish me luck. I am still at it, just not communicating as usual for the men of my family. We simply do not communicate well. Wish us luck with that too. Smiley faces to you all for reading, audios, cya!