This old man came rolling home

I probably broke my ankle as I slipped on the wet grass on the dark side of the hill. No one was there to see me, but I can assure you I let out quite a tremendous sound. I did laugh for a moment, but the laughing ceased when I felt my left ankle crush under my ass just before I careened down the hill. In a short leg splint now. Awaiting my PHP to call me back. The Urgent care X-Ray was not readable because of the swelling so they said I need to follow up with them. Crutches. Splint. Pain meds. Pain. Questions. At least I have Jennifer, who has really stepped up to take care of me. I am one lucky guy! Except for the fact that I fell down the hill and all.