Monday, September 21, 2009

WTF, YA RLY, OMG, PWNAGE

Just wanted to say that I RLY H8 Internet slang. I hate it so much, unfortunately, that I don't even care about where it originated in the first place. I just plain don't like it. I am not a hateful person and I don't have any reason to hate it except that it is just not cool to me. I am all blogging this and moging and podcasting and uploading and all this crap. It just makes me tired in my head. Too much stuff for computers and internet to be bogged down with. Unsupervised kids running websites and other shit really gets on my nerves. I guess this is what it is, the younger generations embracing the technology and that is cool. I fucking hate the younger generations sense of entitlement and their lack of respect. I deal with too many 20 year olds that think they are mature, intelligent and responsible as they use their credit cards for buying piece of shit phones for $500 a pop and bitch because their bills are too high. Not every one of these little punk ass kids is rude and overprivledged, but most are. This does not mean that I hate them and want them to die, I just want them to shut up and listen till they learn that they don't know shit and that they will never know shit. Then need stuff their mouths with some fucking humble pie and not talk with their mouth full. If they would stop trying to be a fucking ROCK STAR, they would really see that life is a much more beautiful thing and that there is no need for this competition to be better than anyone else or to be some kind of a big shot personality. Indeed, I think that this is what we should be fighting against anyway. Being some kind of big personality. I am sorry for saying hate so many times here, but I will not delete any of it because this goes against the whole theme of my blog here. I will flat out tell you here where I will never tell you anywhere else. I do love these people and I am trying to understand them, but I find it hard sometimes. Sorry about the language in this one too. I am sleepy and cannot sleep because I am hot or cold and the dogs are in the bed too. I don't like to sleep with them sometimes because they like to lay horizontally in the bed in uncomfortable places for my body, especially my knees and my elbows. Now you know a little more about me.
Sati sassy britches doesn't like it either!

She gonna come kick yass an she gon whoop it yall, straight up now, y'hear?

WTF am I saying. I guess I kind of understand now why internet slang is used, beacause it is easier to type WTF than what the fuck and since some people say "What the Fuck" a lot, this is useful. My mind works pretty fast and it is hard for my little sausage fingers to keep up with my thoughts here, so I should come up with some more of these little internet slang Acronyms. Hmmm...

TALOFS - That's a load of fucking shit

FUTNFUNTMT - Fuck you that's not fair, you never told me that

WWSPTSC - Why would someone post that stupid comment

UYFSCA - Use your fucking spell checker asshole

UHNIWURTA - You have no idea what you are talking about

NOCWUH2SBYRATAPAAD - No one cares what you have to say because you are a tool, a poser and a douchebag

QPYSCBTRSARAN1CWUH2S - Quit posting your stupid comments because they are rude and no one cares what you have to say

WCYJTIFWIIANT2CMO - Why can't you just take it for what it is and not try to convince me otherwise

AYFKM - Are you fucking kidding me?

IG2PYESOOYB - I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body

UN2SYMFP - You need to shut your mouth fucking piehole

IASFAYCNK - I am so fucking awesome you could never know

IGWIWANCSM - I get what ever I want and nothing can stop me

MCCIMO - My Credit Card is maxed out

INPT - I'm not paying that

MDBTFM - My Daddy bought this for me

YBGOOMWCIROYAIMOGSUVWISATOMCITRWMHO - You better get out of my way cause I'll run over your ass in my oversized gift SUV while I'm smoking and talking on my cellphone in the rain without my headlights on.

ILY - I love you.

OITNG - Okay, I'm sleepy now goodnight

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