Saturday, April 17, 2010
Snuff Daddy
I really have to say that I do not like music television. I am always left irritated. It's like plastic fake formula pop that wouldn't even draw flies. It is a product of marketing research and social experimentation. Mind control. Image and fashion consciousness all the freaking way down to "Rock the Vote". Yeah, kids! It's fun to vote for who we tell you to, even though it may not really matter in some situations. On one hand we have country music. Put on your cowboy hat and your cowboy boots and get in your SUV. I mean really, this is so ridiculous now. I don't want to offend anyone and the same kind of shit can be said about the shit I listen too. Country music is like, just sing it like you have some chewing tobacco in your lip and gum, (Click here for instructions on how to dip properly), put on your sexy cowboy hat, rip the sleeves off of a dirty old denim shirt and don't button it up all the way, but tuck it in your super tight blue jeans. now make sure your blue jeans are not tucked in your boots. Now your good to go. Oh, wait! get you a guitar and play rhythm and sing with your dip in your mouth. Sing like your country or something. You can cover any song and sing it this way and you'll be great! Now on the other hand is Hip-hop. This is just basically the same lyrics with different music by Timberland or whoever. Now add in a few unknown guests "Feat." and have the guys just talk-sing in monotone with the beat with their mouths full of penut butter and act as stereotypical as the country singers do. Now lets get all derteh Saowth on they ass! the perfect blend of country and hip hop. Studies show that most people in fort oglethorpe GA like country and rap at the same time. country and rap. I guess I have said all that I need to say about that. I just get so tired of listening to this junk sound that is designed to screw your mind over. These marketing people know what exactly to sell and how to sell it and who to sell it to. They know you and I better than we know us. They know our spouse better than we do. They use key words and actions. It's all symbolic and these people are doing some weird things to us all. Anyway, what would I expect while listening/watching this crap on the tv. I haven't the right to complain. I should just be quiet. Thank you for your time.
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