This 'wig is wack!

We were visited by one of these little guys today. It's called an earwig. They don't really lay eggs in your ears. They actually lay their eggs in your nostrils where the larvae get better access to your brain. Once the larvae hatch, they begin the long process of boring through the skull to reach the pineal gland. Once there, they begin feeding. The host may first experience a large number of nosebleeds. Once the larvae are thru the skull, it is only a matter of time before the host becomes a "zombie".